In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!
Just a little before Eve
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Let's save humanity.
Happy new ears Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve."
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"
Practice makes perfect."
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You owe Eve an O.
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
A. They really raised Cain.
You can't take a rib from a black man
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"
Parents.
She fell for the Big Apple !
I'm turning over a new leaf.
Adam and Eve
A. They were really put out.
Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.
Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man
It's Christmas, Eve.
They were both caused by a message from god.
Because of Santa and his Raindeer.
Too wet to woo' !
I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.
a) I don't know he also stole my watch.
His vision was based on movements.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Elf and safety
Cancer
Time's fun when you're having flies.
He was taking a sheet.
Because then he would've said "I is who I is"
He didn't want someone telling him what to do
Because the Jihad.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!