In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!
Just a little before Eve
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
Let's save humanity.
Happy new ears Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve!
It's Christmas, Eve."
Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"
Practice makes perfect."
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You owe Eve an O.
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
A. They really raised Cain.
You can't take a rib from a black man
Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"
Parents.
She fell for the Big Apple !
I'm turning over a new leaf.
Adam and Eve
A. They were really put out.
Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.
Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man
It's Christmas, Eve.
New Ears Eve
An ENTmoot.
A one night stand with Jesus
None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.
Gold digging
You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.
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A pigeon... "Coup, coup"
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Tae-fawn-doe
Fiction".
Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
What's fastest thing in the world?
Because he took the stairs.
You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable
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