What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

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How did realism get me banned from Facebook?

I sided with cancer on the "Kids VS Cancer" page.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

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Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!