What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common?

They never get old.

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat?

Cripple A.