What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

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What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

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Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

What did Steven hawking say when he first got his wheelchair?

I can't stand being in this