How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheelchair?

ROLAIDS

What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip