How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

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How Do You Make Spider-Man Cry?

Cook him some Uncle Ben's

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

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Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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Isaac Newton died a virgin

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What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip