Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

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What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

one with everything

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!