Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.
what else could possibly be in there
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
All he could handle was the microwave
He always came on time.
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
Nuked
They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.
