Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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Who tries to steal fool's gold'?

A pyrite!

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What do a pizza and this joke have in common?

They're both cheesy.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Why do the Japaneese have squinty eyes?

Do you have any idea how bright a nuke is