How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

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Wife.

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More than you can shake a stick at

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

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What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!