Please answer before my wife gets home!
Meet Patty"
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Just kidding about the white part.
He was fiddling with the kids. *
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave