How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What else?

You've walked out of wife"

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What is the worst kind of wood to have in your home around your kids?

Naughty pine

What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

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What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.