Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

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What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Refund Jokes More Refund Jokes

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!