Because his *degree* didn't work!
He works on a cold case.
Because they'll work for p naughts.
Four different answers
When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".
The University of Minnesoda
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
I turned MY student loans into vodka...
Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!
By swimming in their debt.
An I.V. League.