Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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Why black people can't be seen in black and white movies?

Becuase they're working in the mine.

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?

it's a rhetorical question I know this now

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Refund Jokes More Refund Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

What did the college student say to a banker?

I am forever in your debt.