Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs