Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

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How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Where do college students go for medical attention?

An I.V. League.