What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!