What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

How much does a moil get paid?

A: Fifty dollars and a tip.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ?

I Bruce easily don't hit me !

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...