What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the difference between a doctor and God?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's a doctor.

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why don't programers pay tax to the Devil?

Because that would be a sin-tax issue.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!