What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!