What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.

How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.