What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.