What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

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What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more english you get.

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

How did the white girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to do an essay. (ese)

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How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot