What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

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What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Which number confuses people?

82

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er