What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?

Because someone had trodden on his corn !

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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

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What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu