What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

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What do you call a mexican who last his car?

Juaquin.

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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What's your costume?

Me: I'm dressed as "A total disappointment" Friend: But you always wear that Me: Yeah.

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.