What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor