What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

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What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.