What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

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What do you call a matador who lost to the bull?

A mat'o'gore.

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

When you realise your friend is an idiot" Stories!?

Hey guys, I just recently found out that my friend is an idiot. I was talking with him on Facebook and I was telling him about this game that was free online, and he says "I'm on my way to see my girlfriend". I'm sorry but WHAT? well I have a fish tank. Feel free to comment down below your stories about how you realised your friend is an idiot.

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"