What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

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What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee