What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

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Where did Es-car-go.

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What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee