What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee