Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk !

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

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How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.