What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!