What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high :D

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

Hunger Jokes More Hunger Jokes

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong