Hunger Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

What do you call a Protestant in Greece?

Unorthodox

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Concentration Camp Jokes More Concentration Camp Jokes

Where do you put people with ADHD?

A concentration camp

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common?

What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.