Hunger Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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Hunger Games Jokes More Hunger Games Jokes

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

he missed the rains down in africa

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

Why aren't PhDs real doctors?

Because real doctors have cures.

Hungary Jokes More Hungary Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

Concentration Camp Jokes More Concentration Camp Jokes

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

What do you get when you cross an orchard with a concentration camp?

apple juice

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

Battle Royale Jokes More Battle Royale Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.