Hunger Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

What do you call a french organized crime detective?

J'accuza

Hunger Strike Jokes More Hunger Strike Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?

Ethiopian.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

Battle Royale Jokes More Battle Royale Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Chile Jokes More Chile Jokes

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors