Hunger Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who is driving the car?

The police.

What do pigs drive?

Pig-up trucks!

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Hunger Game Jokes More Hunger Game Jokes

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.