Hunger Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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Hungary Jokes More Hungary Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What do you call a religious termite in Hungary?

Buddha-pest

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Grocery Store Jokes More Grocery Store Jokes

What grocery store does Charlie Sheen frequently visit?

Rite Aid

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Because they can't take it seriousry.

Battle Royale Jokes More Battle Royale Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

Chile Jokes More Chile Jokes

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors