Hunger Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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Poverty Jokes More Poverty Jokes

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

How do you organize wet books?

With the mildewy decimal system!

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

Why does the Olympic torch always start in Olympia?

Because it's hard to put out a Greece fire.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of cars do jedis drive?

A toy-

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What's a terrorist's favorite type of game?

An RPG

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

Concentration Camp Jokes More Concentration Camp Jokes

Where do you put people with ADHD?

A concentration camp

Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.