Hunger Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

Hungary Jokes More Hungary Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Ethiopia Jokes More Ethiopia Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling