Hunger Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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Chile Jokes More Chile Jokes

Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who?

Chile out tonight !

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's your favorite city in China?

Taiwan

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

Computer Virus Jokes More Computer Virus Jokes

What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen?

A computer virus!

What is a computer virus?

A terminal illness.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection?

A cracker with cheese

What is a sorority girl's favorite type of cheese?

Feta

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Greece Jokes More Greece Jokes

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

France Jokes More France Jokes

Who is the most famous cow in France?

Albert Camoo

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.