Hunger Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

What starts with r and ends with d?

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France Jokes More France Jokes

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why is Africa hot?

Because of dat Djibouti.

Where'd you get him?

The parrot replies, "Africa".

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

What do you call a stock market crash in Japan?

The "My Yen" Apocalypse

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Hungary Jokes More Hungary Jokes

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...