Host Jokes

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

What is the name of the new game show hosted by Katt Williams?

Are You Stronger Than A 7th Grader

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

Why the letter "G" is scary?

In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.