What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."