What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

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What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.