What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

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Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

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What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.