What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.