What does an astronaut say when he's sorry?

All my Apollo-gies.

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.