How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None- that's hardware.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

Whats the most important aspect of gun safety to practice around a feminist?

Trigger discipline

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.