How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

What do feminists and zookeepers have in common?

Nothing. Feminists have nothing in common with anyone.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.