Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

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Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

What does Captain Kirk wear to the fitness center?

Jim shorts.