Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

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Because they are always multiplying.

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You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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At your cervix, m'lady

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.