Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

When can you operate?

lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.