Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR