Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

What is the difference b/w secretary &amp private secretary?

Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR &amp Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth