Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

How long have you had this problem?

the doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth