Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

How's she now?

Him: Are you sure you're a doctor Me: Doct... No, I'm from IT.

Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why can I never be a doctor?

Because I don't have any patients

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

Secretary Jokes More Secretary Jokes

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.