Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

Why do chickens sit on eggs?

Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.

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What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.