Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken get a penalty?

For fowl play.

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

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What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

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Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam