Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What do you call a chicken you own?

A personal fowl

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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin

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What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.