Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken go to the principal's office?

Because he had fowl languange.

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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What do cows do in traffic?

They moove

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.