Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.