Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !