Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.