Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is albatrout?

That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Stairway Jokes More Stairway Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.