Stairway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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Who would win in a fight between Muhammad Ali and Stephen Hawking?

Parkinson's

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snobish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobby criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

What's brown and very bad for your dental health?

A baseball bat.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

A: That one in the middle thinks he's hard.