Stairway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

Traffic Jokes More Traffic Jokes

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.