Easy. More traffic is going to hell.
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No Stairway.
Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What could go wrong " My son apparently
To get to the other side.
He just got laid by some chick!
They give their women awesome Dinar.
His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
Stephen Hawking
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.
He made a few Wookiee errors.
She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
Good mourning, good mourning, good mourning!!!
Both are food from aloft!