Stairway Jokes

Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

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Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

Stephen Hawk Jokes More Stephen Hawk Jokes

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?

His left shoulder

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the feminist fail algebra?

She couldn't solve inequalities.

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.