What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.