What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

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What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing."

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.