What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

What happens when you get a bladder infection?

Urine trouble.

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What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.