What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Urine Trouble Jokes More Urine Trouble Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

What do you say to someone with a bladder problem?

Urine trouble.

Kidney Jokes More Kidney Jokes

Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.