What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.