What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

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Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children?

Jose and Hose B

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What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

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Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.