What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

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Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim?

A schoolbus full of children.

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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

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What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.