What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

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What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

How can that be?

I am an adult, I have adult knees."

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What's a pervert's favorite train stop?

Molestation

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.