What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

Molestation Jokes More Molestation Jokes

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

What's a pervert's favorite train stop?

Molestation