Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Rastafriedrice
Molest them
Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.
Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.
Two cooks in the house.
Melons, because they can'telope.
Self raising.
Address.
A Bearcooter
Because they live in schools!
Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."
Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
It'a was'a pasta his bed time
They cell it.
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)