What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam. :(

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

What the hell is a mango doing in a bar?

But chessy but gets a good giggle :D

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

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What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.