Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
people without kids "Do you have to poop " -people with kids
Naughty pine
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"
Marry an old bag.
Free shotgun
A plain one.
A Dell.
A fish!
Because if you only bring one, he'll drink all your beer.
Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"
But chessy but gets a good giggle :D
I am not a cook
Because he got the cold shoulder.
It had muscles.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
