What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

Which one is married?

The one with the wedding ring YOU SICK-O!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

What the hell are you going to do with 30 dollars?

Why do you want 10 dollars

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)