What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Whats the difference between a Christian and a Muslim?

One blows up kids, the other gets blown by them.

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

What's your Mom's name?

Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

What do you call a dead person?

Dinner

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.