What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Which fish is the redneck's favorite?

A Bearcooter

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Why did the Italian miss his dinner?

It'a was'a pasta his bed time

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)