Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.