Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !