Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

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What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

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Netflix and Trill!

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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Kermit the Frog's finger

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

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Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

How did the blonde die ice-fishing?

A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !