What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Yours tin-sincerely.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.