What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes?

Inzest

What do you call a Jamaican redditor?

Lemon

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ?

A. Nothing yet.

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a