What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What do you call someone who worships balls?

Sack-religious.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.