What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

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What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.