What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

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Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

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Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Why do emo's always act so sour?

Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

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Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

What do you call it when two robots miscommunicate?

A syntax error.

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.