What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

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What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes More Fly Spaghetti Monster Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

Blonde Hair Jokes More Blonde Hair Jokes

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?

A fair cop !

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest