Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What did fettuccine say to rigatoni?

Que pasta