Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

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What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

What do you say to pasta that gets thrown out?

Hasta la pasta baby.