Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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What's a redneck's favorite kind of bread?

Inbred.

Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

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What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

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When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!