Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made out of pasta?

Made out of bread was taken.

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What do you call an extremely flamboyant loaf of bread?

A faggette

What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What do you call a fake Flying Spaghetti Monster?

An impasta.

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What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.