What did fettuccine say to rigatoni?

Que pasta

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

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How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

What's the Mexican version of the KKK?

Que? Que? Que?

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What do you call it if you put an IED on an Italian?

Rigatoni!

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!