What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.