What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

What's the difference between love and herpes?

Herpes last forever.

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What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.