What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.