What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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Why do Asians have squinty eyes?

because their future is so bright

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.