What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?

A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.