Calendar Jokes

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

I am dismayed!"

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.