Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
Two. But I don't know how they got in there.
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))
Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!
A *paradox.*
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow
I'll tell you guys tomorrow
His days were numbered.
It's days were numbered.
They were ravin' with Raven.
It was for 'tick or tweet' !