How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What is the definition of a will?

C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What do birds give out on Halloween?

A: Tweets.