Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!
Watson the menu
C'mon. It's a dead giveaway.
The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
I don't know. Torqu?
Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!
I'll tell you guys tomorrow
It's days were numbered!
My cat would be dead before I got 50
A: Tweets.