Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.