Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!