Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.