Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.