Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

What happened to your three week diet ?

Player: I finished it in three days !

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

What number is the oddest prime number?

2 Source: My discrete professor

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.