What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.