What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold."

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

I can't see you anymore.

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What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston