What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?

Both do hat tricks !

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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Why was the fisherman wealthy and prosperous?

Because he was a master-baiter.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.