Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!"

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Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut