Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

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What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

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Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut