Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.