What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.