What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

Why did the hipster... Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the hot coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.