What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you say to a chav that has got a job?

Bigmac and fries please

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

What does a lumberjack and a trio of Irishmen have in common?

They're both tree fellers.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How did the hipster got his tongue burnt?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.