Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

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What was the name of the lumberjack in Al-Quaida?

Osama-Been-Loggin'

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels