Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

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Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

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Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

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Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.