Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

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What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

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Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was attached to my bumper...

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

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Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.