Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen?

Because it might be a *sham*

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What do you get when you mix two chains and a cow?

Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

What do you attach to a transgender chicken?

Dez Nuts!