Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What do you attach to a transgender chicken?

Dez Nuts!

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels