Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

Who's there ! Bull ! Bull who ?

Bull the chain when your done !

What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why was the blot of ink so sad?

It's mother was in the pen and it didn't know how long the sentence was.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What do you attach to a transgender chicken?

Dez Nuts!

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached