What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you understand women?

I really just want to know.

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

Drown Jokes More Drown Jokes

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.