What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

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What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

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What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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What do you call a woman that doesn't make me a sandwich?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)