What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

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What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

How does batman store energy?

In BATteries

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What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.