What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

What do you call a women with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.