What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/