What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

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What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.