What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.