What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

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What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/