What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

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What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

When should you charge a battery?

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What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.