What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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What did the potato chip say to the battery?

I'm Frito-Lay when you're Everyready.

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/