What do you call a women with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*

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What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.