What do you call a women with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

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What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

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What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.