Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal! Bahahahaha

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case: