Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

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What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.