Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

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What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

2scooby4doo

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Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy