Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

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How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

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How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.