What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair