What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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How does one French arsonist flirt with another one?

Voulez-vous brler avec moi ce soir?"

What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What do you call a dehydrated frenchman?

Pierre

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.