What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

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What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

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How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.