What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

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What do French Business Men use to ice their cakes?

Franchicing

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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What do you call a dehydrated frenchman?

Pierre

How do Frenchmen share files?

Pierre to Pierre.

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water