Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?

They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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Where do ghosts live?

A: At the dead end.

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre