Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

What is white, floats, and says "Boo"?

A ghost boat.

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What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

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What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre