Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

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Water you doing

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Why are cigarette taxes such a safe bet right now?

One way or the other, there's going to be a lot of smoking over the next four years.

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He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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Because he had no-body to dance with.

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They had just dread-ged the lake.

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water