Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

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What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

What do you calla brown guy that asks a lot of question?

A curry-ous guy

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Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

What does a zen ghost say?

Boo, duh...

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

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What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre