Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

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What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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Where do Peek-a-boo patients go?

The ICU.

What did the french baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!

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What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre